This is not a friendship, this is a fucking relationship and we’re taking it slow.
Found this on a bulliten board at school.unless you’re adam
So I’m watching Hey Arnold, and is it me or did Arnold and Gerald intercept the weirdest drug-money drop off?
parents: “u should be more active”
The saga continues
These are the greatest things ever
Im gonna fuck with my mother
The amount of fucks this guy doesn’t give is inspiring…
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor